As answered by the authors...

Q1. What is this thing? Is it a dating service? Is this a porno site?

A. MN: "No, it's not a dating service. No, it's certainly not a porno site! It's The Everyman's Self-Help Guide to getting All of the Women He's Ever Wanted!"

MM:  "It's a book, but it's an audio book on a regular CD. Not a DVD. Not a CD-ROM. Just a regular CD for your home, your car, your boom-box... anywhere. Probably the coolest audio CD-book you're ever going to hear! WE'VE taken all the information that you are ever going to need as far as ‘making meeting beautiful women easy' and made it super simple for you because you don't have to sit down and try to decipher pages and pages of some guy's crap."

MN: "You've seen audio books before. They're everywhere! All you have to do is stick the CD into a regular CD player and BOOM! - Instant information! You're meeting more girls and you're having more sex! That's what you want, isn't it? No books, no charts, no pills... NO BULL! Just listen and learn!"

MM: "There is over one hour of everything you've ever needed to give you the education and the confidence to get out there and meet more girls! Plus, it's entertaining as Hell! People say they listen to it over and over, and you just keep getting better and better at it! It's a blast when you see how it works!"

 

Q2. Does this really work?

A. MN: "100% - it absolutely does work! Have you ever seen the average looking guy with the beautiful girl and said to yourself, 'What does he know that I don't?' Well, it's all here on WHY SLEEP ALONE?"

MM: "I know you've heard all the guarantees before... but there hasn't been a single person that has contacted us to say anything negative about the CD! EVER! The funniest thing is when we say something good about someone on the CD; everyone thinks we're talking about him or her. When we say something bad about someone, everyone thinks we're talking about someone else."

MN: "Listen and learn. It doesn't matter what you look like, how much money you have, whether you are a 'first timer' or a 'stud', if you really pay attention... This CD will change your life!"

MM: "If you listen... You can't help but learn!"

 

Q3. How many girls have you slept with?

A. MN: "Does your sister count?"

MM: "We get this a lot, like our track record is going to prove something to you. OKay, the truth is, a real 'shooter' is usually the guy who isn't talking about his conquests but..."

MN: "Let's just say, more than Boy George and less than Gene Simmons!"

MM: "Including your sister."

 

Q4. What makes you the "Experts?"

A. MN: "Your sister!"

MM: "There isn't new information... just new teachers and new students. If I didn't like my teachers, it didn't matter what they were trying to teach me, I wasn't going to learn from them. Even if I really wanted to learn it, I couldn't!"

MN: "We've eliminated all the nonsense. Period. The books out there are a waste of your valuable dating time. We wanted this to be effective, yet fun. To work... not to be work! Getting laid is supposed to be fun!"

MM: "We've just made it so easy. Put the CD in your car, take it with you to the gym or jogging, wherever... just listen and learn how to get the job done!"

 

Q5. What am I going to get out of it? I'm not lonely! I'm no loser!

A. MN: "This always cracks me up. We never said you were a loser! This is 'Everyman's guide to getting all of the women he's ever wanted.' That means, if your sleeping with one different girl a week and you want to go to two girls a week, then listen and learn!"

MM: "But if you're sleeping with only one new girl every six-months (and be honest with yourself) and you want more, then consider paying the RUSH shipping charges."

MN: "All of the women you've ever wanted, may just be 'one - the right one' and you just don't want to blow it when she's standing in the elevator next to you and smiles."

MM: "Before I learned this stuff, yes, there was a before, I did okay. But one of my great teachers said to me, 'Kid... you have to know the rules before you can break them!' You have no idea how right he was, but if you listen... you will."

 

Q6. Do you have one for women?

A. MN: "We're actually working on three new WHY SLEEP ALONE? Volumes as we speak!"

MM: "We're turning WHY SLEEP ALONE? Vol. I into the Spanish version. Same content only for the huge Spanish market."

MN: "We're working on Volume II, The 'Sharpshooter' Edition. Actually, if you have any great stories, contact us at the web site. You wouldn't believe some of the stuff we've heard since the CD hit! Maybe we'll use you in the up-coming edition!"

MM: "Or your sister? No really, then comes the WHY SLEEP ALONE? for women edition. Truth be told, it's really the same whether you are a guy or a girl. That'll probably kill the sales of the WHY SLEEP ALONE? for women, but it's true. Everything that is on this CD works for women, too."

 

Q7. Are you a Doctor?

A. MN: "No, but I played one on TV."

MM: "And one of the worst ladies-men I ever knew was a Doctor."

MN: "If you want to be a millionaire, hang-out with millionaires. If you want to learn how to meet women, hang out with us!"

MM: "That's not to say that doctors are lousy at meeting women... far from it. It's just to say that that alone is not going to get the job done. Some of the greatest sharpshooters I've ever seen couldn't even spell 'Doctor,' but they sure knew how to meet beautiful women."

 

Q8. Where did you get the information?

A. MN: "Your sister." (ha ha!)

MM: " We've been traveling the world for years, watching the 'best of the best' and the 'worst of the worst', learning what to do... "

MN: "And learning what you're probably still doing... what not to do!"

MM: "We're not the first guys to meet beautiful women; we're just the first guys who are going to help you to meet beautiful women! - Listen and learn!"

 

Q9. What are the chances I'll meet my perfect woman?

A. MN: "Meet? 100%! But, will you know what to do with her when you meet her?"

MM: "That depends on if you get the CD!"

MN: "I've met my perfect woman. Actually, I've probably met yours, too!"

MM: "I've learned that there are very few 'perfect' men or women, just 'perfect' chances. Do you want to blow your chance when it comes? I doubt it." (That's actually in chapter one!)

 

Q10. How long will it take to work?

A. MN: "The longer it takes you to actually own the CD, the longer you're not going to know what's on it!"

MM: "That was deep. The real answer is that, you'll learn more in the first five minutes of this CD than in five years of bar-hopping."

MN: "If you listen to just one chapter, and apply it, not just let it go in one ear and out the other…"

MM: "Than this will work for you immediately! And, there are sixteen chapters! Over an hour of stuff for you to live, learn, and love on the CD! If you listen to it today, you will be a different person tomorrow. GUARANTEED."

 

Q11. Who is the girl in the commercial? Did you sleep with her?

A. MN: "That's not your sister!"

MM: "That's not my sister, either. We call her the WHY SLEEP ALONE? girl. Her name is... Ha - fat chance! Yes, she is beautiful, sweet, and chapter twelve is 'Don't ask and Don't tell!' Good God, man - listen to the CD and learn something, would you! Some will, some won't. That's actually on chapter fourteen, 'How to handle rejection.' Let's just say that I'm handling it... so far."

MN: "Remember, every 'no' is one step closer to a 'yes!' That's actually on chapter thirteen, 'Closing the Sale.' And that's enough free stuff! Buy the CD! You can't win if you don't buy a ticket!"

MM: "And if you write to us at the web site and tell us why you should get to speak to her, (The WHY SLEEP ALONE? Girl, that is) then maybe we'll give you a shot at talking to her. My suggestion would be, don't even think it until you've bought the CD. Cheers, and thanks for listening."